Bad to the bone...

Lauren and I have a lot of crazy innovative ideas for making money. They generally involve a combo of food, costumes, animals, and strippers...unfortunately I can't elaborate on these plans in case you are a millionaire spy, lurking around looking for amazing ideas to steal.

BUT someone has come up with the best idea ever involving animals and I am so mad and jealous they are doing it first!

Behold the world's first doggie nightclub!!!

Fetch Club will be opening up in NYC next month. You can drop your dog off at the disco, then go get wasted guilt-free, because your dog will be having as much fun as you are! Actually probably not, as I'm pretty sure the dog club will be drug and alcohol free. BUT they will be having fun doing whatever dogs like to do! And under a disco ball! No joke!

It will probably be kind of awkward if you get lucky at the club, then you have to swing by the dog club wasted, one night stand in tow...or what if you totally forget about your dog?

Go Fetch!