Film! Fun!

I finally checked out the new Lomo store in the West Village and got some film developed. The store rules! It has every camera ever and they didn't mess up my film! And I can't wait for the Impossible Project store to open up tomorrow- it's right near my work, so I can get insanely expensive new Polaroid film whenever my heart desires! YAY!
LOMO

The Impossible Project

Making Fun Lists While Eating Funyuns

I decided a good use of my extra time at work would be to make a list of fun things I would rather be doing than working!

First up: Make Golden Gate Bridge sunglasses and walk across the bridge to Sausalito! While we worried about getting diarrhea mid-bridge, we should of been more worried about the freaks that awaited us in Sausalito!


The heat definitely got to our heads and after the ferry ride back we did a round of themed photo booths. It was like the Amazing Race! Themes with corresponding photos below.






p.s. "Davey" was this really cool sexy cool, did I say really cool and sexy, guy we met in Sausalito. I think it was his Addidas flip flops mixed with his heavy metal edge that really set us loose! Also his last name is VAIN, which is also his band's name! Check them out! And if you are in Sausalito he will probably try to roofie your ice cream!

Bad to the bone...

Lauren and I have a lot of crazy innovative ideas for making money. They generally involve a combo of food, costumes, animals, and strippers...unfortunately I can't elaborate on these plans in case you are a millionaire spy, lurking around looking for amazing ideas to steal.

BUT someone has come up with the best idea ever involving animals and I am so mad and jealous they are doing it first!

Behold the world's first doggie nightclub!!!

Fetch Club will be opening up in NYC next month. You can drop your dog off at the disco, then go get wasted guilt-free, because your dog will be having as much fun as you are! Actually probably not, as I'm pretty sure the dog club will be drug and alcohol free. BUT they will be having fun doing whatever dogs like to do! And under a disco ball! No joke!

It will probably be kind of awkward if you get lucky at the club, then you have to swing by the dog club wasted, one night stand in tow...or what if you totally forget about your dog?

Go Fetch!

SURVEY SAYS: No more lonely nights!

Family Feud the board game has arrived!!! All I need now is some matching outfits, a fake family and a sexy John O'Hurley impersonator.

Monkey Butt Plugs

Pee Wee Golf
Guerneville, CA

"That monkey has more sex than anyone," he said, as we examined the narrow putting chute between its legs. The monkey has become the popular choice for suggestive souvenir photographs. Management doesn't discourage the practice, though Tom finally had to plug up the hole in the monkey's butt to stop little kids from inserting their golf putters. "Hey Ma! Look at this!"

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/10052

Unfortunately things have changed - no more sexy monkey! But I did see a horny ghost!

I am ready to open a mini golf course! Who is in?


When I was not thinking about how cool Pee Wee's mini golf would be to own, I was hiding in a tree house on a mad drawing/ coloring frenzy. Happy basketball bear likes to drink lemonade and have fun!!! Insane clown posse pig likes to spit blood and rage his eyeballs out!!!

Tears of a clown

My dog tears apart every toy I buy for him in a matter of minutes. So I took matters into my own hands and made him a lovely jellyfish toy out of sturdy canvas and rope. Did he appreciate this handmade masterpiece?
No. He is terrified of it.

Need a vacation?

Going to outer space is my worst nightmare. Seriously. But if you're in to that sort of thing, there are some pretty good deals in Greenpoint.

Yurt it up

Yurts! I have never actually been inside a yurt, but I'm convinced that these amazingly magical and slightly impractical dwellings would exceed my expectations if given a chance. Add a pack of llamas, and you are looking at my dream home.
I'm trying to find one to rent out for a weekend, but it's hard to find a yurt campground that allows yappy dogs, and won't force you to partake in an energy healing workshop. Apparently you can't properly enjoy circular living unless your chakras are aligned.

Take a trip, maaan.

iPad, You are RUINING my Bus Stop

Ever since the iPad came out it has really been ruining my life!!

I used to wait 10-18 minutes for the bus, staring at this girl advertising the The Hot Tubs on Van Ness. She is cross-eyed, naked, and obviously hot (because she is in a hot tub). I miss her!

Now all I see is laps and blurry shoes, with damn iPads. LAME!

Crisp Choco: A WARNING!

In need of a cheap vacation??? For only $9 you can go to Space, Thailand, an Easter Basket, or Take a Bath at Mount Fuji!! Just don't forget your crazy travel hat!



Just whatever you do, don't eat a whole box of Crisp Choco.


Post Crisp Choco:

Springtime USA!!!

Let's Party Like It's Not Raining Everyday in San Francisco!!!!

Ready, Willing, and Able for Alien Abduction

Beam me up, Scotty!!!

Blinded by the light

THIS

PLUS THIS

EQUALS THIS:

It is 85 freaking degrees here, so I had no choice but to bust out my shorts 2 months early...much to the horror of others. Sorry dudes.

Bad Friday!

Lisa has left for the day, now I have nothing to do for 3 more hours!!!! Who am I going to IM "What should I eat now?" "Look at these cute things.." "I hate that girl, she looks like a muppet!"

Google images to the rescue:

In my mind all these things go together and will serve as the theme of my Easter weekend!

Bonus: me in 9th grade in a homemade KISS t-shirt!
SuckaFREE 1994!!!