Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I guess it's time to split...

In what has to be the saddest consequence of the recession, the 'world's first and largest' (and probably only) Banana Museum has shut it's doors this month. After going strong for 32 years, it is now on sale for Ebay for a measly $45,000 dollars.

That's a small price to pay for all this...
The museum used to accept donations of anything banana-related, except for 'lewd, crude, or lascivious' objects related to bananas. However, the museum was divided into 'Hard' and 'Soft' rooms, so insert your own joke here.

Luckily, you can still become a member of the International Banana Club, where you can pick your own title such as
C.H.D. (City Hand Director), F.D. (Finger Director). What these titles mean exactly is up to interpretation I guess.

Go Bananas!

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