Limo Rides to IN and OUT!!

The only way to really go to IN and OUT in style is via Oakland's finest, The Limousine.

http://www.thrillist.com/oakland/limousine

Henry, the driver, smiled once when we were leaving and paying up. He loved us so!!

And I Knows They Were Drinkin...

Camping Highlights:
Looking slutty
Hot springs with hot sluts
Juiced up guys in their juiced up cars
Hill billy bonfires with fire logs falling out
Calling our rental car which was a Ford Explorer an ESCALADE
Lots of American flag waving
Four Loco and bagged wine
Changing our names to Laurenellen, Meghanellen, Lizellen, Chelseaellen, Adriennellen of Glen Brooke Ellen
Overhearing the camping neighbors file a noise violation against us, "And I knows they were drinkin.."
Then leaving and turning on the radio, only for Born to Be Wild to be playing, and pumping it up MAX VOLUME and screaming and shouting while waving flags and bikini tops out our window for the camping neighbors!!
The CHODE

Bikini Bods of 3 year olds.

Hopefully summer is a lot like this; flamingo sunglasses and gay dogs!

America's Next Top Garage Sale

There is no doubt that Nick takes the cake as America's Next Top Garage Sale Model!!!!