Happy Almost Birthday Lisa!!!

Mr. T YOU LOOK GREAT!

Thanks Fran for letting me know that today is Mr. T's Birthday!! Man you do a google image search on him and you find more treasures than a girl could ever dream of!

Mr. T Happy Birthday! HOT!!!

Family Feud Fridays

Duh dah dahhhhhhhhh duh dah dah dah dah!! That is because I don't know how to post an MP3 of the theme song.

Survey Says:
I'm probably getting fired today!

YAY YAY YAY

Danny is in town, which means it's time for...

PHOTOBOOTHS!
And TIKI DRINKS!

YAY!

Relationshit..

Man I thought I came up with this word!!!

Looks like Urban Dictionary strikes again:

Heather: How's your relationship with Tyler? Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him. Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.

"Can I have your number?" "Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."

And here is a scan of my face, just because work gets boring and sometimes you got to scan your face to avoid eating a whole bag of Penuttles.

Stuck in the Toilet, AGAIN!

I got so excited about a frog costume I made that I totally pulled an idiot and forgot a green costume isn't going to show up on a green screen. FART! At least I discovered my new favorite photo background - stuck in the toilet! I think this image is asking to be made into a business card. My logo could be "I deal with the shit you don't want to!"

Finally a Holiday That Makes Sense!

Today May 14 I have designated as Willie Nelson + Bret Michaels Day, a holiday for wearing bandanas and wearing your hair in braids or really straight!

BEST DAY EVER! I have encouraged all my co-workers to get in on this action. Look how much fun we are having! Just like Snooki at Cinco de Mayo!!

Stab out my eyes...

Last night I went to a show and witnessed one of the most horrifying performances EVER. Do you like Burning Man, lip synching , and fake old-timey cheeseballs? Yeah, neither do I. I was shocked to see this in NYC...I thought I had escaped bands like this when I moved here from SF!
I'm really sorry to spread this terriblness, but really, it's more of a public service, because if you see this band's name on the bill, you should run far, far away.

How can half-naked ladies be so terrifyingly unsexy? I made the video small to spare your eyes!

As an apology for subjecting you to that debacle...

Now, this is what shows should be like! Get me a time machine, I'm ready to trade places with the girl who makes out with Frank Kerr in the middle of the song!

Oh SHIT! Botox may be for me...

Whoah! Wait WHOAH! In 20 years Lisa and I are both going to become men!!! Can't wait! The future looks bright!!!

http://in20years.com/ - upload a picture and shit your pants at how gross you look!

I'm Gonna Eat Your Babies!

This is what happens when you are bored at home without internet or cable!

Chalazion membership cards coming soon!! Dedicated to all the chalazion survivors out there; Adam, Lisa's friend, ME! ChaLAZYon Land, a theme park for children and adults alike! Come ride the one eyed wonder!

Cool dogs and their embarrassing owners

Dogs in sunglasses are my favorite thing ever!!!

The only thing I like better is wearing a psychedelic shaman caftan and making a crazy muppet face while forcing a poor dog to wear sunglasses!!!
This dress is by Osei Duro and it is seriously the best thing ever. See Lauren's post below for more info on this rad designer.

Let's Get Naked!

Not all animals can be cute and furry, but I am taking a liking to the naked mole rat. They seem like good listeners, even if they may be hard of hearing.

Fun Party Fact: Naked mole rats have shown resistance to cancer! Tell that to all the party goers this weekend and you are sure to get a round of high fives! SHOTS! BONERS! LET'S GET NAKED!

Vote for Cute Clothes!

You should go here www.flipp.ca and fill in as many email addresses as you can for Osei Duro. I NEVER send out mass emails or mass texts, so this is my one request. They are trying to win $50,000 for marketing and their clothes are not only radical, sustainable, and socially responsible but the ladies that run this company are so nice!!


Check out Osei Duro:
http://www.oseiduro.com/

From their website:

"Maryanne Mathias and Molly Keogh developed Osei-Duro to create socially responsible and sustainable clothing that encourages international/intercultural cooperation. The designers integrate West African textiles with contemporary Western clothing design.

Mathias and Keogh work directly with the West African garment workers who produce the clothing. This allows the designers to pay their employees an equitable wage and observe high quality standards. Equitable wage means the women who make these clothes are able to send their children to school, see a doctor when they need, and have something left over to spend as they choose once ends have been met. Each seamstress is payed by the piece, constructing each garment from start to finish. This means she knows each step of the process and can make finished garments in her own time if she chooses. Unlike most factory systems that protect their designs and fragment the construction process into specialized tasks, Osei-Duro encourages the seamstresses to produce for their own gain outside of the orders they place. The seamstress negotiate prices with Osei-Duro based on their needs, the time the piece takes to complete, and relative to previous work done.

Osei-Duro’s designs use mainly natural (non-petroleum-based) materials such as hand-spun cotton and the garments are often hand-dyed. We seek out fabrics that have grown, spun, woven and printed in West Africa, making the material a completely West African product. The printing/dying is either done by the local print houses, Akosombo Textiles Limited and Ghana Textile Products being the largest and most well known, or artisan dyers who work in small batches and specialize in processes such as tie and dye, block printing, marbling and a sew and dye technique similar to shibori. We also buy handwoven cotton made by traditional weavers, and are excited to start collaborating with a small Ghanaian family business doing hand crochet pieces using light cotton rope commonly used to make fishing nets."